Funny dating insults
Other funny cards emphasize how sexy good grammar can be in online chats.
“You had me at the proper use of ‘you’re'” one Pinterest card reads.
” One politically savvy guy sent a first message reading, “On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight? Another smooth talker simply said, “Guess what I’m wearing? The key is to be original, amusing, and flattering all at once.
Simon Barrett tweeted out this gem: “Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan?
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school and Fred is all excited: “Man I was at the most awesome party this weekend!
”-The lady looks at him for a moment and then yells into the inside of the house, “Roger, the pig that shat in your trombone is here!
He told me today that I make people very uncomfortable and have no respect for personal space. -The policeman asks the driver why is he going so slow. It has nothing to do with the speed limit.”-“Oh, so that’s what it means…” says the driver, looking shocked.-The officer looks at the rest of the van and notices the grannies are looking somewhat frozen and stiff.-“What’s up with the ladies?
No doubt this lonely dude thought a sexual reference would be a flirtatious way to get a girl’s attention, and, hey, points for creativity.
But, as Joke Over said in its meme: You’re doing it wrong.
Jokes can be great openers for online daters with a sense of humor.
At least it catches attention more than the overused “Hey, what’s up?
Once singles lighten up and learn to laugh about the process, flirting on a dating site or app becomes less of a trial.